the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
Stuff I like (all)
was voldemort a virgin
sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need...
when you develop a crush on someone that you have no chance with